Cuphead is significantly less enthused.) Mugman: YIPEEEEEEEE! (The scene cuts to a distant view of The Inkwell Isles. SEPARATELY! Mugman: Well now we can ride our bikes together… Together!! Cuphead: UGH! Do we always have to do EVERYTHING together?! Mugman: You hate it! Cuphead: I should probably try it out before I judge… Mugman: Great, let’s go! (Cuphead and Mugman speed away on the tandem bike. Cut to Cuphead sitting on an armchair with his eyes closed.) Cuphead: Now can I look? Mugman: Ehhh, Not yet! Cuphead: How 'bout now? Mugman: No, no, no, no! Wait, wait! Uhh uhh, hm- …Ta-da! (Cuphead removes his hands from his eyes and sees a homemade tandem bike.) Cuphead: YOU MUTILATED OUR BIKES! Mugman: It's a present! I made our bikes into a tandem bike! And now we can ride our bikes together! Hehe! Cuphead: We already DID ride our bikes together. Henchman stays silent for a moment, then grins from ear to ear.) Henchman: That's my boss! (Scene transitions to a view of Cuphead and Mugman's cottage. I need to get out there and be the DevilI was born to be! (jumps out of bed, in front of the shorter demon) Oh, thank you Henchman! I'm about to make a lot of people VERY miserable… (He grandly floats out. He sits up.) Devil: You know, Henchman, you're right. (The Devil scowls but then considers Henchman's words. Humiliating setbacks however, it is becoming blatantly apparent that the devil is LOSING HIS TOUCH?!?! A silly caricature of his once powerful self…Time to pass the walking stick to the next contender?!" IT'S A PITCHFORK! (Enraged, the Devil throws the paper in the air and roasts it to ashes with his pitchfork.) Devil: (Henchman looks sadly at The Devil, who's curled up back in bed.) Devil: Stupid critic, what does he know?! (Henchman smiles.) Henchman: Hey, you know what I would do if I was you? (The Devil lets out a groan, rolling his eyes.) Henchman: I'd take my pitchfork and have some fun! Go to the surface, torment some souls, blow off some steam! I'm just saying, you are the Devil after all. "Once in a rare while, a figure commands our respect, summons our fears, and effortlessly tempts us into unhinged depravity." (wags his tail) Did you hear that, Henchman? Unhinged depravity! (Henchman gives him two thumbs-up.) Devil: "For a millennia, it was clear without debate who that figure was. Come on, get up! Look what a beautiful day it is! (He opens the curtains, revealing several souls being tortured outside.) Souls: (The Devil curls back up under the covers.) Devil: Henchman: Aww, I know what'll cheer you up! Just listen to these headlines! "Invasive Beetles Devastate Crops!" "Meteor Hurtling Towards Orphanage!" Oooh! Meteor! "Four Horses of the Apoca-ma-lypse on the Loose!" What a time to be the Devil, huh? Devil: Henchman: Hey! There's a review! Of you! (The Devil sits up, suddenly interested.) Devil: Huh? What's that? (snatches newspaper) Ooh, gimme! Hm. Henchman enters the room, pushing a tray with breakfast and a newspaper.) Henchman: Boss! Wakey, wakey! (Cut to the Devil, still in bed.) Devil: (Henchman smile drops as he further enters the bedroom.) Henchman: Aww Boss, you've been here for days. (The episode opens with a view of the Devil's headquarters, in the morning.
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